This Bug Is Pinching Our Tails!
...but we're going to pinch it back!!
Just a little humor in a very dark and serious time, folks.
This crap is serious and we at Floyds are taking it that way.
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE OUR STOREFRONT IS CLOSED TO ALL CUSTOMERS
NO EXCEPTIONS, PERIOD.
We are still open... ish. WE ARE HERE!
Keep reading to understand our game plan!
We will be in the shop answering the phone and emails from customers.
Please call us and leave a voicemail or a message, push zero to speak to a human during normal business hours.
Our shop phone number is 501 833 3308
You may leave a voicemail and we will either contact you back by text message, phone or email.
We have no idea how long this is going to be this way, probably months.
It's gonna hurt, but its for the greater good.
We all have a duty to do our part to stop this bug, not only flatten the curve but smash its butt flat.
This is messing with my business and my good nature.
The only bugs we want to be around are mudbugs.
We will be at the mercy of our vendors, who are keeping their people out of harms way.
Inventory changes are daily, sometimes hourly depending on stock on hand, availability, shortages
and supply outages by vendors who supply us.
Individual vendors may have temporarily closed down for safety reasons to protect their workers
We know the following policy may sound like it came straight out of a boot camp, but it's a good plan
for us to keep doing the business of keeping our Homesick Cajuns fed and happy.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY.
We are doing business BY PRE PAID ADVANCE ORDER ONLY.
NO CASH WILL BE ACCEPTED (it carries the virus!)
PRE PAID DEBIT AND CREDIT CARDS ONLY
EBT SNAP-see EBT SNAP section
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS
NO changes, additions,exchanges or adjustments will be made after card is charged.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
If you know what you want, please email or call us. (We have a list of our stuff on our webpage if you
need your memory jogged.)
Be prepared to tell us every single little bitty thing you want. (You want some spices with that?)
We will gather your goodies and give you a price.
Live crawfish, if available, will be charged to your order once they are in.
We will get a debit or credit card number, expiration date and your verbal permission to charge your card.
We will charge your card and mark it paid.
Orders whose cards are declined will NOT BE FILLED.
We will give you an appointment date and time for pick up.
When it is your appointment time, pull up to the shop and CALL US.
Shop phone 501 833 3308 Option 0.
PLEASE, DO NOT GET OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE!
We will verify your order by last name and the last 4 digits of your phone number.
Tell us what vehicle you are driving.
We will gather your goodies and bring them out to you in bags or boxes on a cart and you will be able to get them.
We do not keep customer credit debit card numbers. They will be returned to you with a set of numbers totally scratched out for safety.
Rest assured that we are taking ALL precautions to be safe in this time of uncertainty.
EBT SNAP Customers:
Your stuff is handled a little differently.
The rules regarding EBT SNAP say that we as merchants are not allowed to hold or charge an EBT card unless items are purchased on the spot.
We will take your order.
Tell us every single little bitty thing you want. (You want boudin with that?)
PLEASE KNOW YOUR EBT SNAP BALANCE IN ADVANCE.
Place your order.
We will gather your goodies and call, email or text you with a total.
We will give you an appointment time to pick up your items.
Call the shop when it is your appointment time 501 833 3308 option 0
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR VEHICLE.
We will get your EBT SNAP card number and PIN number.
It will be either on a piece of paper or on a dry erase board.
After sale is approved you will be brought your items, a receipt and we will give you the paper or erase the board.
Orders on EBT SNAP cards that are DECLINED will NOT be filled.
Y'all, we really appreciate your business, and hope that, in spite of all this virus craziness, you will follow
along, and help us get through these difficult times. Cajuns and Arkies are tough folks, and we aren't going
to let a little ol' bitty virus jerk us around. Let's all stay safe, follow our government's directions, and...
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Stay safe and well, y'all.
-Lisa Marshall, Larry Gordon
...and webmage Lorie Johnson